Your Mom Achieved Sainthood Before Your First Birthday. Here’s Why.
Before you hit the 365 day mark, your mom…
Changed ~2856 diapers.
Clothed you as you grew ~7 inches.
Fed you ~112 gallons of milk.
Cared for you ~8 times when you were sick.
Carried you around as your weight tripled.
Cleaned the floor ~260 times.
Didn’t sleep while you screamed your head off.
Not to mention, dealing with you after your first birthday…
Thank you mom, and I’m sorry. If the universe was just, every day would be Mother’s Day.
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