Dear My little 5.5pd bundle of joy😊 mommy is down to her last 6 weeks of having you all to herself and it's been great, thank you for not putting me through morning sickness and it was awesome only gaining 8pds this pregnancy.. but could you please refrain from using my bladder as a bounce house and that thing you do where it feels like you're trying to escape through my butt is really painful, and 12-4 am is not the most opportune time for mommy to play because that's usually when I sleep so kicking me in the ribs to wake me up is not my idea of fun, oh and my vag is sore so if you're actually trying to stick your little hand through there to idk check the weather for the best exit time, could you not please, mommy loves you and I will see you in 6 weeks, until then be nice to mommy please😊😊