TOUCH IT!!!

I don't understand the whole "I don't like people touching my belly" feeling. I'm like over here in my head "You wanna touch it? You wanna touch it!! TOUCH IT! TOUCH MY BUMP! Dooooo it." I love getting rubbed like I'm a little Buddha statue and people are rubbing me for luck. And it gives me such joy knowing that I'm like a science museum. People like to come to me because it's a "hands on experience." 😂😂😂