Holy Poop

Claire

So definitely not prego related but I'm fuming so I needed to just vent.

Our adorable puppy has decided that he only wants to eat the cats food. Dogs can not eat cat food because it upsets their stomachs. My sweet fiancé decided that he's just really hungry and started giving him more food. Yesterday I come home from work and even before I unlock the deadbolt I could smell poop. I opened the door and he apparently figured out how to get out of his kennel and literally pooped...every. where. Of course my fiancé was "to upset and frustrated to deal with it." So I had to crawl into the kennel. Clean it all up. Then walk around the house finding poop. He mowed. Normally I do basically everything for my fiancé. I am more than happy to wait on him hand and foot. He's my king. But to watch your 38 week pregnant fiancé crawl around cleaning up shit from your dog. Ugh..anyway. Cleaned it up. House got aired out. Made him dinner and took a bath. Day finally over.

This morning I wake up and my prego nose smells poop. I tell him..he pooped in his kennel. I haven't gone down there yet but I know he did. Of course I was right. So he started getting frustrated again. I told him to get ready for work. I made him lunch n cooked him breakfast. He played with the dog while watching me crawl back into that kennel. Then started to freak because he was going to be late. So I sent him to work. The whole morning he kept saying "he didn't eat that much cat food. We need to give him bigger portions". I'm all for feeding him more of his own food but he doesn't need to eat a ton of cat food to get sick. Clearly.

I'm getting my nails done. I'm using his card.

*Disclaimer* I love both my fiancé and dog very much. Wouldn't know what to do without them.