What zodiac sign annoys you the most?

**this is just for FUN** and I in no way intend to hurt anyone. Take it with a grain of salt. Okay, here it goes:
LIBRA! I cannot stand you! You walk around thinking you're better than everyone else with that shit grin on your face, flaunting your superficially charming, FAKE personality. You put in entirely too much effort to please EVERYONE, and the worst part is, you only do it to make YOURSELF look good, not because you truly care. Nobody wants your narcissistic gifts. The only thing that matters to you is your social circle & how many friends you have. For you, it's quantity, not quality. They say capricorns are the ones who seek social status but no, you definitely take the cake on that one, libra. And you change like a chameleon for every single person you date, you start liking the same things as they do, eat the same foods, you're so fake!! You will go to any lengths to avoid conflict, even pretending like you don't know what the hell is going on! Then you run away and disappear while denying you have problems with anyone. Who, you?! *gasps* NEVER!!! You will NEVER admit you were wrong because of course, you're so perfect & always on your best behavior! You lie & sugarcoat things as to not hurt someone's feelings, JUST TELL THE DAMN TRUTH! You are masters at passive aggressive manipulation and do it all with a shit smile on your face. Oh and everything is not a damn competition in life! stop TRYING sooo hard to make people jealous of you, because you LOVE when people envy you. Everything you do is just to get a reaction out of people, so they can tell you how wonderful and caring you are! *barf* you're creepily clingy with EVERYONE & have everyone's anniversaries, birthdays, dentist appointments & gyno exams written down in your calendar so you can remember to send flowers, candy & stupid random shit that no one wants/asked for! Not nice-CREEEPPYYY. Yet you can be an ice cold bitch! Oh & you, ONLY you LIBRA, would still remind your 50 year old children to say please & thankyou- gag me. 
YOUR TURN!! &&& GOOO!!!!