Fun Skit!

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Hey girls! So at school I'm doing a cute little impromtu with this guy I like. The only thing we've been told is that we will be a married couple. We practiced today with different topics (running late to church, driving to a friends wedding, and sitting in a movie theater watching a chick flick.) But we wont find out our topic until the day of our preformance. Our chemistry is outstanding, and we naturally bicker and argue as our go to conversation.
I'm trying to prepare a little for when we preform for an audience. I've thought of a few things to bicker with him about, never shutting the lights off around the house, sqeezing the toothpaste tube from the middle, and leaving the toilet seat up.
What else are natural arguments to have with your SO? What annoys you that your SO does? 
 THANKS IN ADVANCE LOVELY LADIES 💖