Thing I have to say to my husband/SO

Ok ladies, lets start this up again. A while back there was a post on here listing things we say to our partners over and over again lol. It got alot of buzz going and it's fun. Lets do It again. Mine are

- why are you naked ?

- get that out of your mouth !

- stop eating that, I'm cooking dinner

- NO !

- stop touching your dick !

- go wash your hands !

- NO I dont want to touch it !

- NO I dont want to smell that !

- Did you fart?

- WHY ARE YOU NAKED ????