Love Poem❤️❤️❤️

Elizabeth
Wrote a poem for the boy I love?Thought I see what you ladies thought. I'd love to hear your opinions and if I should show it to him. Put the slashes in so you could see where the lines are supposed to end because not all of them fit. Here it goes:
I...
stalk you on the interweb./
view your profile./
do not find a picture./
send a friend request which you do not accept or reject./
wonder if you use your profile. Better not be ignoring me!/
see what song you listened to approx. 4 hours ago./
listen to the song. The Band. I like it. Nice taste./
find out you have a sister - a younger sister./
stalk her on the interweb./
see she has a pic on her pro of you./
download your picture to my phone./
think you looked handsome on December 25, 2013. Did you mom knit that red and white hat?/
am guessing you are named after your good ol' dad./
google you and he comes up./
do not have to search much further to find your mommy. Hey Brenda./
like her Linkedin profile and that you have your mom's grey eyes./
know your address now. 2 Main St. Sound familiar?/
call your home telephone number. No answer. Hang up./
look at your house from a satellite perspective./
look at your house from a street perspective./
look at your house from across the street through my car window./
watch you./
watch your every move.
You...
can run. 
can hide. 
know I'm coming for you. 
just don't know when. 
are MINE. 
Thanks...
Facebook
Spotify
Google
LinkedIn
Whitepages
Google Earth
Thank you, kindly, INTERWEB. 
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I was just kidding about this being for a boy. it's actually for a creative writing gen-ed I'm taking. Titled the poem "Thank you kindly interweb". Let me know what you think! Hopefully it made you laugh but also I thought it could possibly start a discussion on internet privacy lol.