Funny but, Wow...

Valerie • Baby Girl Addison. One & Done!
I went out to dinner with a friend tonight and one of the hostess' started talking to me about my pregnancy. It took a bit for the other hostess to help the couple in front of me so when I got to the front we said table for two. The first hostess fired back with "don't you mean 2-1/2"? It got a laugh. Then they found us a table and had the first hostess take us to our seats before we left the host stand she said "sure you don't need a kids menu?" And gestured at my stomach.
Then our server proceeded to tell us her whole pregnancy story and then told me all the food on the menu that I shouldn't eat or that will give me heart burn. 
I'll just stay at home the rest of this pregnancy. 😳