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The most embarrassing thing you've ever done? Doesn't have to be sex stories either. I think we need some laughs in here.

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I peed in the corner of my BF's dorm room in my sleep. (Alcohol may have been involved, too.) He didn't tell me until 4 years later. I laughed my ass off.

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The joke of my sophomore year was that I didn't come out of the closet. I fell out of it. 
Because I showed up to the first day of school on crutches after I literally fell out of my closet and sprained my ankle. 
They thought it was funny because "lol gay". 
Jokes on them though because I'm actually queer.

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My first time giving head I accidentally made three very small lacerations with my teeth and when he came the lacerations tore and blood went everywhere. He was freaking out and I was too freaked out to do anything so I started laughing (high stress situations make me laugh)

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The most embarrassing that ever happened to me was back in middle school. I was walking with crush while headed to the cafeteria for lunch. Our school was incredibly old and had chunks of stairs missing so if you weren't careful you could totally bust your ass. Anyway, we were on the top floor and headed down a flight of stairs when I fell down three stairs to the landing! That's not even the worst part. That day I was wearing a skirt and when it came up revealed my Cookie Monster underwear!!

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In 7th grade during a test I accidentally farted and then later told people that I just had a woopie cushion in my binder that I accidentally pressed on..??

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Where do I start. I'm very clumsy and do stupid ? all the time. The most recent one was when I was walking into circle K and as I was opening the door my sandle came off and stopped the door from opening further and  instead if me stopping when the door did, I kept going and walked right into the door giving myself a nose bleed. In front of everyone....and on camera.

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One time I was day drinking at my college with some friends after class. We were playing ultimate frisbee, and I thought I had it. I ran and jumped and it went further than anticipated and I landed on my knee and wrist on the pavement. Which resulted in a dislocated knee. My friend thought I was joking around when I said I couldn't stand up. Here's what it looked like

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I was on some medication that made e extremely sleepy and hallucinate. Well my teachers knew I had one who thought it was funny as $h¡t...I fell asleep in class and he came and kicked my desk so hard not only did my face hit my desk I flew out of my desk and on to the floor Lol then a few days later we were watching a movie and my teacher was sitting in back of the class. I was front row and well kept falling asleep and having falling dreams... My teacher was laughing historically at me because I would legit jump up and bang my desk... Not once not twice but three times... He was crying laughing so hard.... Then I would have hallucinations of things flying at my head "attacking" me.... Just imagine some chick just randomly ducking and swatting at air around her head.... Fun times ? this is why I will not do drugs lol

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It's hard for me to pick just one. In high school gym I once got too serious playing ultimate frisbee (like football but with a frisbee). I went flying down the court chasing after the frisbee, the whole time starring at the frisbee. Eventually I noticed people yelling & turned to see why & it was too late. I tried to avoid the bleachers which were partially pulled out by jumping into them but one of my feet caught them & I flew face first into the rest which were closed. I had a huge red knot for the rest of the day.

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