Baby Logic...

Nichola
1. I will cry in my crib until you take me downstairs, then I will fall asleep downstairs.
2. When you pick me up, I will poo but the poo will defy gravity and head in an upward direction.
3. The cure for being tired is to cry for an hour about being tired.
4. I have a cute as hell face so the above is irrelevant as I'll smile at you and you forget all about it... Until next time!
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