This is how I described ttc to a friend of mine.

This recipe may take a long time but also may not take long at all. It also includes alot of strenuous activity

Add a little bit of baby juice (sperm) to the mixing bowl (cervix area).

Add an egg or two, or maybe even three.

Mix it all together and hope it mixes correctly.

Put it in the oven and wait 14 days.

Pee on a stick to see if the recipe was successful. If it doesn't then please repeat from step 1.