Solution for farting in front of boyfriend

Sabrina
I consider myself to be very old school. I do my best to maintain that "perfect little girlfriend" picture he portrays me as. But don't misunderstand, I am still true to myself and the way I actually am. That being said, I would die of embarrassment if my boyfriend ever heard me toot. So about 2 months ago I found a solution to using the restroom and accidentally tooting. 
Now, before I sit down on the toilet I grab a small handful of toilet paper, and press it against my butthole. (sorry if that sounds gross) but it totally works! You can't hear a thing. Except maybe the sound of pee falling. 
Just don't use that same piece of toilet paper to clean yourself.