What would you do if you woke up with a penis?

Question

My friend said she'd have sex while a different friend said she'd cry!

Answer

1. Do the helicopter 
2. Masturbate 
3. Masturbate with a dildo/vibrator because I would have a prostate.  
4. Then I'd start freaking out and ask myself "Where did my vulva disappear to?"

Answer

Immediately ask for a blow job, try to stick it up my partners ass, pee off a porch.

Answer

Lol I always ask hubby to do the helicopter when he gets out of the shower

Answer

Pee standing... Let my man clean the toilet... Mastrubate... Have sex... And hope I get my vagina back

Answer

"What is that?"

What would you do if you woke up with a penis?

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