Worst Period Ever

Ugh!

I tend to have relatively long periods. I have about two weeks of spotting, and then two weeks of actual flow. And it sucks so much.

I mean my spotting days, I still get it in because why not?! I'm always way more horny when I'm spotting than when I'm actually having my period.

Anyway, I got my period about three days ago and three days usually marks either nausea or cramps. But today...?

I seem to have every other symptom.

Nausea, cramps, hot flashes, headache, diarrhea, and bloating.

It's like TOM (Time of Month) was like, "Hey, Nikki. I'm going to give you a period to die of!"

It's so bad and I want to cry.

And my cramps are not like a small amount of cramps! They are so bad that I cannot stand when they come and attack me. Ugh.

Worst Period ever.

What are your horror stories?