My older son & daughter are funny

EJx
My mother in law told me a funny saying my son said. 
Mother in law said ; tell jay ( family friend). Where mommy went. 
Dom: mommy pants fell down and was naked and had to go to the hospital. 
Jay laughed when he said that. I told my son that I was having leaking but then he chanted the way i said it by saying pants fell off. ( my older son is 4)
My daugter came to visit me w Dom and saw me n said baby in tummy still. ( bloated and gas after c section) I said no baby is not in my tummy, he is upstairs. She was giving a confusing puzzle look. I brought them
Up and she said baby there, he is not in your tummy anymore. I said yeah, there is the baby.  Then my  older son said thats my baby. I was playing with him and no thats my baby. Then he said no my baby. Lol. I love my kids! They always have funny sayings and made me felt good seeing them and being with them.