Boner

Sam • apparently dating a sprouse triplet
My boyfriend and I were working the same shift a couple days ago and he spent the night at my house because we got there at 3am and he didn't want to drive home. We stopped for McDonald's chicken nuggets so we could eat and watch a movie before going to bed. We got home and after we ate I noticed that he had like a raging boner. I laughed and asked him why he was hard since I hadn't done anything remotely provocative. 
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He had a boner because of the chicken nuggets.