Most awkward experience ever ?

Okay Ladies ! I need to hear the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had!  I experienced mine last night and never thought this would happen to me. I've been talking to this super hot guy for a while now and he's everything you could want in a guy. Great smile, smells nice, works out, great personality, I can go on and on. So last night we decided to finally get a little intimate, which of course starts with an awesome make out sesh, which unfortunately he was a horrible kisser and kind of just left his mouth open. Next he starts dry humping me  (as if we were actually doing the nasty) and not even in a normal grinding way, like literally DRY HUMPING. This goes on for about 15 minutes as I'm in disbelief. Doesn't try to take my clothes off and the most that came off was his shirt. No word of a lie he CLIMAXS IN HIS PANTS FROM DRY HUMPING ME. So I went home and that was the end of that .. What are your stories ? Lol