HELP!

So my uterus is mad at me for not providing sperm. It has decided to remove itself, or so it feels like. But in all seriousness, I have never had cramps this bad. I was in the point of tears and nothing helps. Hot baths, heating pads, chocolate, even midol only works like 10 minutes. I get really hot and can't move or it gets worse. What could this be and what can I do to help it?