Worst Tampon/ pad / diva cup story?

Hailey • Because I'm fifty shades of fucked up.
Okay so I was really horny and I decided I wanted to shove ANYTHING inside of me so I found a lip gloss that had a long and kinda thick piece and shoved it inside of me it was resistant at first but I just thought that since I was very tight was normal when I pulled it out my tampon string was on it 😂😱😫 I had a tampon in the whole time and it was a total Bitch to get out lol