TMI Funny story I just have to share
It's 11 PM
walk into the bedroom
Husbands asleep on the bed
His dick is hanging out of his shorts, he's snoring, and he farts.
I laugh and whisper "only you,"
Cover him, then lay down
Turn away cause I don't want to smell his farts
Hear our black lab next to the bed he's snoring, he farts, then lays on his back flaunting his ding dong.
I Try not to laugh
Think to myself god I can pick um!
Then simultaneously they both grumble, turn to their sides and rip one ... THE EXACT SAME TIME!
Lol those are my boys
I just lost it!
Im crying from laughter, they're both still asleep! Hahahaha!
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