Funny ways to tell folks?

Gella
I'm thinking of how this will (God willing) go down when the time comes to spill the beans. Anyone have funny ideas for the reveal?
(Specifically funny... Not touching or sweet... Gotta be funny.)
Thoughts I've had so far:
"Know what's a weird word? Gestational. Know what's weirder? I am it."
"Our landlord won't let us have any pets so we decided to have a small human instead."
Wearing a cutesy maternity tee shirt with no explanation. "What? Oh, yes, I am. 12 weeks. Why do you ask?"