Funny sex stories!!

Let's hear your ladies funny sex stories!! I laugh about mine now, when my guy friend popped my cherry, we were both quite intoxicated and started to fool around on a very rocky river bed, we both took turns being on top and ended up with lots of bruises. He was also getting quite rough and gave me massive hickeys on my boobs I had for over a month! We still bug each other about it, definitely a night to remember!