I Love When... *Sarcasm*

I love when guys see black panties and assume that it means women want to have sex at some point, but never take into consideration that black underwear tend to show less wear or damage from heavy periods compared to lighter colors. I bet they get so excited and think they might get some if they play their cards right because women in black panties must be horny! When really my only thought is.. "Am I bleeding through?" Or "Ha. He thinks this means he gets some."

So, Yeah. I love that people assume my mood based on the color of my underwear. Neat.