Hilarious story to make y'all laugh today!

Rae
Ok, I have a mortifying heavy flow #crimesceneinmybathroom! I have to empty the trash can around twice a day. I have a dog who is almost a year old and he sure does love to tear up paper. I was going to dump my trash when all of a sudden he storms upstairs, takes a completely drenched, dripping pad and runs downstairs. I of course chase him down there and there's my grandparents sitting in my den. It took me 15 minutes to catch that dang dog. #mortifying