I promise you can't feel more awkward than I did at this moment...

So me and my boyfriend were living together and I had came home from a shift of serving on a Thursday night so it was like 12:30 AM and it was my birthday but we didn't get to celebrate because I was at work all day. ANYWAYS. I get home after that shift and my boyfriend has a nice little bath ready for me which was so cute and he took it with me and after that we had sex which isn't anything unusual. My only problem was while this whole thing was happening.. I HAD TO TAKE A SHIT. SO BADLY. I MEAN... I BEEN AT WORK ALL DAY RIGHT? I AINT GOT TIME TO SHIT AT WORK. LIKE I TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM FINE AND IT WAS SO HARD BUT HE DIDNT NOTICE A THING THANK GOD AND I WENT AFTER HE FELL ASLEEP BUT OMG DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD IT IS WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS EATING YOU OUT AND YOURE TRYING TO HOLD IN A SHIT???? Not to mention I'm lactose intolerant & ya girl ate mac and cheese on break... BUT I DIDNT ENJOY HIM EATING ME OUT AT ALL BECAUSE I WAS FOCUSED ON NOT BLOWING UP IN HIS FACE AND HOPING HE DIDNT DECIDE TO TRY ASS TONIGHT LIKE WE ONLY HAD ONE BATHROOM AND THE BATH WAS READY WHEN I GOT HOME. AND I WASNT ABOUT TO BE RUDE AND BE LIKE "MOVE BITCH I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP BEFORE THIS GOES ANY FURTHER" JESUS WAS ON MY SIDE THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY.

Not to mention he fucks me so hard I felt like I was gonna blow any second. Forever grateful for the strength of my asshole. 

So if anyone relates pls let me know 😂