What do you call your man's penis?

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For some reason I don't like to say cock, it sounds funny to me😅

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Well I prefer to say dick 98% of the time, but when he is soft I call it squishy😊😂😂

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We call him little bastard when he does not want to work right. Lol 😂😂

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We nicknamed it womb raider 😂😂😂😂

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Rodney when I want to be funny

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Dick.. or wiener if I'm being an idiot lol

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Diddle doodle or doodle bop

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Sometimes I call it a wiener to get on his nerves 😁😂😂 funny thing is is that he sometimes calls his dick a wiener now too 😂😂😂😂

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My so one day had called it mr snuffles when I had accidentally racked him and it kind of stuck. He said it's a bear and I said oh like a teddy bear and that is where it started. He gave it a teddy bear name and now when he wants something he said don't you wanna do it for snuffles lol it's awful but funny at the same time 😆😆😂😂

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None of the above. The name I ended up giving his is "Coke Can". Scared the hell out of me the first time we got together. My first reaction was "get that thing away from me, it is scarry big!".  Never has anyone even close. That, umm size. It has definite disadvantages at times haha.

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I call mine his wieny

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