O day- positive opks, very light pink super stretchy ewcm. (Never had ovulation spotting)

1dpo-gassy, boobs hurt. Pretty normal for every cycle.

2dpo- tender boobs and nipples. My nipples never hurt. Weird.

3dpo- vivid weird dreams. Nothing ttc related but very vivid. Still sore boobs. Tons of creamy cm. Craving weird stuff (its way too soon for all that, maybe I'm just hungry)

4dpo- my lower back is killing me! Weird back pain that I've never experienced, not my spine or muscles. Still sore boobs. Slight pressure in my abdomen. Cp is doing weird things. Lowered slightly which usually only happens the day before Af. Then its back up that evening..? What's going on body?!

5dpo- HOLY emotions. Had a fight with my husband. Throwing up, super weepy! (More than likely from emotions) Boobs still hurt but now I'm getting weird tingles and sharp nipple pain. Talked to hubby, had great makeup sex! :)

6dpo- today!!! very light yellow cm not as much as previous days but now its yellow?? No itching or burning as if it were an infection. Just lost. Cp is back to doing weird stuff. My boobs are radiating pain to my armpits. My nipples look slightly larger. My nose was running all morning. Probably from crying yesterday. Blood pressure seems low. Maybe blood sugar feeling dizzy, shaky, just weird..

Thoughts, opinions?

Its way too early for symptoms right? I mean if I had conceived I wouldn't have even implanted yet. Why is my body being so weird?!