When I was younger I was playing on the monkey bars. Where I live is notoriously rainy so it was wet and slippery outside as usual. I was playing this game with my friends when all of a sudden, I slipped on the bars and landed vagina first onto the bar. 

I had never cried so hard. 

I bled so much that day, but my Asian mother told me to wait till AFTER school before we go to the doctor. I went to see the school nurse, but since it was my no no zone they couldn't do anything about it either. So after sitting through hours of pain, I finally went to see the doctor. And he told me I luckily didn't break anything other than a couple blood vessels. Little did I know that I had broken the nerve endings down there as well. 

As I matured and discovered the beauty of masturbation, I somehow realized that I didn't have a normal hooter as some of my other friends. (Because I talked to them about it.) I went to go see a gynecologist and they said that I did indeed break some nerve endings down there or pop them or whatever but there's nothing that they can do about that anymore. 

So I'm stuck with an untouchable vagina. 

And I'm in high school and obviously I've had my share of contact with boys (and girls) but none of them have the power to make my vagina "work". I may have warned them about it before hand, but then I feel like a burden to them because my cooch isn't feeling the tingling that it should and theirs obviously is. 

So here I am: on a <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">period app</a> telling random people with vaginas asking what the fuck I should do. Please help!!!!!!