I wonder if my neighbors realize just how stupid they make themselves look. I was outside, minding my own business on my front porch. I was working on my Spanish homework and my memorization of basic conversational stuff. They pull up in their driveway and I, like usual, pay them no mind. My classwork is more important. Naturally, the comments start pouring (they routinely make comments):

Mother: Who the hell does that shit outside? Do that foreign crap elsewhere.

Father: She's probably a w*tb*ck and a n**ger lover. 

Daughter 1: She hangs out with the f*ggets and crossdressers. There's a rumor that she is a member of group meant for those people.

Son 1: She's ugly enough to be a lesbian. I'm gonna let the dogs outside.

Mother: *mockingly* Oh don't forget about the leash laws!!! 

Father: Fuck her and her husband. A dog bite to her face would make her look better.

Son 2: Dumpster fire. She's fat, too. I'm gonna go get the dog's leashes.

Pardon any slurs. I did my best to edit them yet leave their comment readable. 

The empty headedness, disrespectful, unbelievably stupid, criminality of this sorry excuse for a family is absolutely deplorable and saddening. What a shame.