Pregnancy is embarrassing

So I just got back from the ER. I broke my foot by stepping on my dog's Cong. I'm almost 19 weeks pregnant and the baby is fine but I'm in a lot of pain because being pregnant I can't take pain meds. Anyway I get home and have to pee but I can't get on the toilet. So while I'm trying to hoist myself up I fart and pee a lot on the bathroom rug. My husband is laughing hysterically until he realizes that I'm balling from sheer embarrassment. He hugs me like the amazing husband he is and washes the rug. I can tell you though I never thought I would be peeing on the floor in front of my husband. I thought you ladies might enjoy this. pregnancy seems to be a lot of peeing and crying.