So I named my hemroid because she's a horrid B$tch! I hate her! I've never had them before my sweet baby girls birth. Now I'm stuck with Henrietta and I want her gone! As soon as I think, yeah she's gone on vaca and hopefully won't be back for awhile BAM! She comes right back! At my desk all day I sit and it feels like my bum is on fire and she is screaming at me. When I give her some room by standing she still screams at me. If I use the stuff the dr told me to use she only calms down for a bit. I need her to leave me alone and go bother some other person who actually has time for her...I just don't! If she's not under control again by next week I've got to see the dr...I need a divorce contract for me and her ASAP! The problem is I just started a job so no time to take off but I can barely stand this much longer :(