I swear everyone else

Am
Is pregnant. My best friend. My coworker. And now my sister in law..... Who just gave me all their baby stuff because they didn't want another baby for a while. Meanwhile... Here I am totally healthy, labs are completely normal with 3 chemical pregnancies and AF on time every month... She should be here in a few days too. And she'll show up, just like she always does. And I'll have to put on a happy face and tell everyone congratulations... 
I'm drinking an entire bottle of wine tonight. No shame.