Get off my sciatic, you adorable little jerk!

I know you're ready dear. I cannot wait to see you either, but I need you to reposition until it's time. As much as I would love you hold you and kiss you right now, we have more baking to do. Now, would you kindly get off my sciatic nerve! I'm sure weren't not even having Braxton's hicks! Just your powerful painful kicks... This isn't my first time at this! (Sigh) not pillows, not squats or yoga is helping you move. I'm sure it's a comfy little groove, but mommy is not in the mood. Now get off my sciatic you adorable little jerk!