Everyone is going to think I am insane...

So I'm getting married (yay) but I have decided that I now don't want ANY bridesmaids. Currently I have two friends (literally who qualify don't qualify as friends anymore) and my fiancés two sisters.. I don't have any girlfriends and my bridesmaids don't even make an effort to see me even though I make an effort all the damn time. I'm tired of it and my best friend who lives far away told me "just don't have bridesmaids" I'm thinking its a good idea. So the question is...

How do I kick everyone out of my Bridal Party? **I promise I'm not a bridezilla literally nobody is helping me with this wedding and essentially taking away everything that is supposed to be fun and magical with my day.