funny story?

Who wants to hear a funny story?
So I haven't had my period in 3 years cause I was on the depo. So. I was smoking a cigarette (it wasn't lit) and I had it (and a tampon) in my mouth (not the side that goes in your vagina) and I almost put my cigarette in my vagina instead of the tampon 😂😂😂😂😂 please laugh at me with me.