So I heard a new one today...

Meredith • Mother to my rainbow baby girl 10/21/16 and 1 on the way due 1/4/19 🌈🌈
Leaving Obgyn appt on elevator, me, hubby, fed ex guy. Fed ex guy: "wow! You guys having twins??" Us: "no.. Just one.. A girl." Fed ex guy: "well I guess she's got the whole playboy mansion to swim around in then!" 
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