my boyfriend and i call his dick "life" and whenever he gets horny around our friends he said "my life is so hard" or something like that. and the amount that people say life in every conversation is ridiculous, we always make eye contact and smile a bit whenever someone says something about life. one time the circle of life came on in the car and it was the funniest thing lolol. and when i accidentally say "life sucks" he'll say "actually you suck life" also we call his cum "joy" so we can say "you just sucked all the joy out of my life" 😂😂😂😂