Funny Story

So me and my boyfriend are lying in bed and since it's now too cold to wear shorts where I live I've stopped shaving my legs. So he grabs my thigh and goes not that I care or that it makes a difference cause I fully understand and respect your decision since it's your body but um why did you stop shaving your legs just out of curiosity. I jokingly said well it's fall and it's really cold so I have to start growing out my coat for warmth. He goes wait so girls are like bears? And I started crying in laughter and then I explained to him that shaving is a pain in the ass and if nobody going to see my leg hair except him than I'm not shaving it and he started laughing at how stupid he was.