someone collect him before i do

my LONG-DISTANCE boyfriend is very sensitive and childish. last week he got extremely mad at me because i forgot to take a selfie for him 🙄 he always ends every argument with "well you deserve better, i'm not the one for you" blah blah blah. he claims to be madly in love with me and he wants to marry me but all he ever does is annoy me with his extra ass and like i never really wanted to get this deep with him either i just wanted someone to talk to honestly idk what to do at this point someone help