So over hearing it!

I'm a whole 1 day past my due date and I'm so over people asking me 348746 times a day if I'm having contractions. Even from my husband (who got his head chewed off for that one) I get people are excited but how about a "how are you?" I get it from my friends from my MIL who is pissing me off 27 other ways. My family. And I'm over it. And when I follow it up with "no not yet he isn't ready to come out yet" I get to hear for the 10 millionth time that sex can help start labor or nipple stimulation or this or that. Like ya don't think I fucking know that?! Holy shit thank you so much for the news flash! I've never heard about sex before! I'm so over this. I've tried to talk about fears I have about being a mom and how I wish I could slowly wade in rather than jumping in with two feet and I just get "don't worry when you hold him you will love him so much you won't want anyone else to hold him" hmm ya don't say? I'm going to love the baby that I made. That I have sacrificed for? Gee thanks for the helpful info! I'm so grouchy. Why does everyone think that just because I'm past 40 weeks now that it gives them the right to tell me how to get my baby out or ask over and over again about it. I really just want to be left the fuck alone.