burps and farts 😦💨

Courtney • 👨‍👩‍👧➕👶
I will lie down in bed for a bit then sit back up and EVERY DAMN TIME I burp. I look at myself in the mirror and think how beautiful I look then something like that happens and I just laugh at what is happening with my body.
😂
Like, the other day I scared my husband awake (how he described it) with one of my farts. It sounded like a deep-voiced man shouting and screaming at the same time, but nope... just a fart. A giant fart.