Lady problems but why?

Faye
I have dribbles 💦 everytime I cough, sneeze, jump or laugh & have to squat over a puppy pad if I'm being sick... I have really heavy 🏋🏽 boobs that seem to be dropping more & more each day .... & I have now discovered what hemeroids are🍇
But this is the thing to confuse you all... I'm 23 years old & haven't had any children 🤔 anyone else been in my situation?! Please reassure me as I'm loosing faith in my dysfunctional body! 😂