Don't open this if you have a problem talking about cum. Has anyone else ever tried there own cum?

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So this may sound weird but have any of you ladies tried your own cum to see what it tastes like? I'm sure a lot of you have and I don't think it's that weird honestly but to some people it may be. I just have a couple questions. 
1.) why does my taste like nothing? 
2.) is it supposed to feel slimy in your mouth? 
3.) why does my discharge smell funny but taste like nothing at all? 
4.) how do you change the smell? Taste? 
Thank you all who read this! I hope to get some answers! And please no negative comments about what I did or why I tasted it. I just wanted to know how I taste. If you do have a problem or want to say something negative, please just leave this topic. I don't have time for negativity I just need some answers if you got them! Thank all you fine ladies so much!!