Announcement Help

RightWright
Help me!!! I am just not clever or amusing enough to come up with something on my own. 
I currently have two boys, born on the 14th and 20th of July. Current baby is due 7/15 (just can't figure out how that keeps happening 😜).  
I need help coming up with a cute/funny announcement that pokes fun at ANOTHER July baby. Anyone out there a Pinterest Goddess? Clever rhymes or poems? I will be announcing to close family on Christmas and to the world after the 12 week appointment. 
Thanks!