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Kendra • Tue, Nov 29 • Find your own happiness. Don't do what others expect of you. ~Baby Dust~

I just got a horribly painful gas bubble, screamed to the heavens in pain and scared my husband, farted, got the best look of relief on my face, my husband giggled, I maniacally laughed, peed myself because I couldn't get up to go or stop laughing, and now I'm laugh crying on the toilet while farting up a storm. I also haven't pooped all day. Yep......you definitely are pregnant.

Sincerely,

Your Pregnant Owner

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