Menstrual Cup Horror Story

OH MY LAWD. First of all I love my Diva cup. I highly suggest using a menstural cup. I've been using one for years and it's awesome . ANYWHOOO...I am on day 3 of shark week and it's been peachy. Just a real gem of a period. Everything was easy peasy until about 4:00 today (central time, ladies). I was a minding my own business just a walking through the store enjoying my day and wouldn't you know it but I felt the worst cramp in my life. Well hear ye hear ye it was no mere cramp OH NO it was my menstrual cup somersaulting and suctioning to the side of my vagina. All up inside me. As if -AS IF -that wasn't enough all the blood spilled out and all down my legs and I was wearing light colored jeans. NOW ya home girl was just trying to buy some Chef Boyardee tasty ravioli. I'm sure you're now wondering what I did. Well I will tell you. I walked out of that damn store with the same dignity I had when I went inside even though I had blood all down my legs and you could see it. BOY COULD YOU SEE IT. So all you ladies out there better make sure your diva cup is in there RIGHT and it's in there TIGHT or else you might be the victim of a little spilly spill. Y'all been warned.