So confused! HELP! Period/positive ovulation test/high Cervix

Ashley
Hi! So this may sound completely crazy... but this entire period I was thinking, "man, if I didn't have my period right now... I would totally be thinking that I was pregnant!" I was dizzy/felt blah every morning... but then it subsided.... and I slept better than I ever have... and for like 10 hours a night lol. So freakin tired all day. And peeing like every 30 minutes haha. So anyway- I thought that to myself, many times. 
My period was weird(super light and then heavy 2 days and then light) but it lasted 5-6 days so I thought for sure it was a period. Anyway, yesterday I took an ovulation test and normally it's not a smiley right after my period. And not only was it a smiley... but it was a peak smiley. Not a flashing smiley! So now I'm super confused ... how could it be positive on 12/2 when I usually ovulate on the 13th-14th of my cycle. And my Cervix is so far up I can't reach it. But if I am ovulating, it's weird because I don't have any ovulation discharge, like at all . (Sorry for the tmi)
Does anyone have any advice for me?? 😩