I didn't realize what I was doing when I was younger but now that I'm older and understand masturbation I realize I've been masturbating for as long as I can remember. I use to tuck my stuffed animals in my underwear like a kangaroo pouch, Lie on my stomach until I got "the feeling" and I'd fall asleep. I also was very young.. like probably 7? (and have never told anyone I actually know this) when my next door neighbour (a boy the same age only younger by 1 month) and I would lie on top of each other and dry hump (we didn't know what it was then) until I got "the feeling" because he wanted to know what it felt like too. Obviously he was too young to actually ejaculate but he would orgasm. We just thought it was fun, but somehow knew not to tell other people especially our parents! Then I started noticing little things like how my nipples were sensitive after I'd orgasm, but despite common belief I was a late bloomer and didn't even get my period until i was over 15 years old. As I got older I'd bunch of blankets and grind, use the shower head, etc etc but I could never get myself off with my own hand.. I had a vibrator I'd lie flat on top of two pillows and I would grind like I was on top of a guy.. batteries were dead one night and I used a curling iron with lube.. But this day in age looking back I can say openly I do have an addiction to the point I can't even function fully during the day if I don't masturbate. My spouse is aware and we try to make it work together but I have to get off more than once a day. I have a rabbit vibrator now that's definitely my favourite, but I've used pretty much any household item shaped like a penis/vibrator lol

Omg mine is so embarrassing but I used a small body spray can (lid included) and holy crap the lid actually came off and was stuck inside me for about half an hour... After I tensed and kept trying to reach it and take it out, I was thinking of admitting it to my mum as I was so scared 😣 I got it out in the end!

An electric toothbrush 😂🙀

Oh and the shower head or just laying under the foset

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has used those like two dollar huge bubble sticks? After dumping the soap out and rinsing it and throwing the top away they are PERFECT!!

Uhm perfume bottles, cucumber, hairbrush,weird shaped finger nail polish, mascara tube, uhm now I just have a huge vibrator I use and I love it!!!!

In college I had a job at the registrar's office. There was this gigantic shredder deep in the basement and I used to have to shred records. The corner of it was exactly at vag height and vibrated so perfectly.... 😂😂😂😍

Which has been the rarest object you have used to masturbate?

veronica • Sun, Dec 04

Legos for me 😯

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