bruh his dick was so small.
Recently tried to hit things off with an old flame because we both were going through a divorce. He kept telling me that she was the worst sex partner he's ever had and how she just kind of laid there and the intimacy, or lack thereof brought them to divorce each other. I have never had sex with him before because when we spoke back then, I was a virgin.
But oh my god, what the hell. He's not an ugly dude. In fact, he was quite handsome. Things got heated. And then his pants came off and I was almost insulted 😂. I tried to be optimistic and thought, ok, size doesn't matter. That is a lie, ladies. He put on a condom and it was a regular sized condom. It fell off of him... and for those of you who say it's not about his size, it's about how he uses it. Well... he didn't use it well at all, lol! I was literally just being stabbed with his kid sized meat sword with zero elegance at all 😭😭😂. I am starting to piece together why his wife just laid there. 💀
Update: replying to the girl who said she wouldn't know what to do if she was ontop, I was on top for a little before it got super awk because I couldn't move without it falling out. It was so painful. Not physically, but emotionally. 😂
He wanted me to deep throat him while he came but I was trying not to laugh because I literally couldn't. It wasn't even close to touching the back of my mouth 😂
He was so into it and keeps calling me, but I just can't bring myself to do that again.
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